Jesus Hates Stanford – Teespring

 

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Easier Than We Thought

Jesus!

Holy shit!

This was way easier than we thought.

Sort of an anti-climactic first sighting, actually.

It turns out Jesus might be on TV. Regularly.

He’s made the odd appearance on South Park, and as a matter of fact, it may have been with His blessing that the whole series took flight:

Thanks be to Jesus for South Park.

…and thanks for nothing, Comedy Central.  Signing him before we could.

Well, I guess we can keep this whole thing going until the Fall.  Then we’ll be able to find Jesus wherever we can find basic cable.

On the bright side.  If we can just find out where they’re shooting, we can finally collect on that $10.